Drejtpërdrejt nga New Yorku, është... Billy Crystal! Skeçet përfshijnë "Prince and Hulk Hogan," "Ed Grimley's Sexy Neighbor," "Time Magazine" (ritransmetim 2/26/83), "A Couple Of White Guys Rap," "Kelly Cola," "Power From Giving", "New York On Five Dollars a Day", "Walter Mondale in Minnesota" dhe "The Auctioneer". Tina Turner interpreton "What's Love Got To Do With It", "Better Be Good To Me" dhe "Private Dancer".